Showing posts with label true crime. Show all posts
Showing posts with label true crime. Show all posts
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Dear Karem Alvarez of Trenton NJ
Why did you cash my money order that was supposed to go to the NJ Board of Bar Examiners?
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Letter to the Burglar
Dear Burglar,
I'm so glad you could stop by last night! I'm sorry I was asleep, thanks for being so careful not to wake me up. I see you found the GPS system I left for you. I hope you enjoy it. Sorry that I forgot to leave my doors unlocked, I hope you didn't have any trouble finding a blunt object with which to break the window. Did you notice the safety glass - no sharp edges! It really is a miracle of modern science. Come back and visit anytime!
Love,
THE MRS.
I'm so glad you could stop by last night! I'm sorry I was asleep, thanks for being so careful not to wake me up. I see you found the GPS system I left for you. I hope you enjoy it. Sorry that I forgot to leave my doors unlocked, I hope you didn't have any trouble finding a blunt object with which to break the window. Did you notice the safety glass - no sharp edges! It really is a miracle of modern science. Come back and visit anytime!
Love,
THE MRS.
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